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Aquinas123 Aquinas123 1 April 2019
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The Resistors: Endgame

For those who'd like to follow along: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcMBFSGVi1c


AQUINAS: It all seems like a thousand years ago.

(We open on a slow pan down a back alley of a small village, approaching a smoking crater. We see AQUINAS lying there, coughing and spurting before glancing at a sparking device on his wrist. Throughout many of the following scenes, all colors are grayscale except for certain flashes of blue.)

AQUINAS: I stumbled into another world. Joined the Resistance.

(Close-up on a battered and distressed pair of sunglasses lying on the floor of a spaceship, flickering hesitantly with an LED display.)

AQUINAS: Realized I loved you.

(A woman, ELIZA, holds a burnt-up Portable Mobilized Flux Capacitor and presses it to her forehead…


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Super-Flint Super-Flint 15 February 2015
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ATOL/NES Valentines special.

ATOL/NES/DINGUS/Save and Continue

Happy Happy VALENTINES SPECIAL!!

"The Triangle, the representation of 3, for three is sometimes referred to as the magic number, because magic is just exaggerated science. Exaggerated in that scientists today still have trouble understanding it. But there is no form of so-called magic more troubling or difficult for the smartest minds to comprehend, than the subject that is: Love.

Love is erratic, inconstant, and denies many convential rules in science, as such many would rever it as the most powerful force in the universe, nay Galaxy!

However that is irellevent to my point today. Love is represented with a symbol made of two points, and only two sides. Unlike that of the triangle, the power of 3. Love is a po…

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Super-Flint Super-Flint 26 December 2014
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ATOL/NES Christmas Special Part 2

ATOLXNES XMAS SPECIAL Part 2

The Fire truck blasted through the castle lololo inner city, under the guide of Jasonguy299, extremely determined to stand up for his ancestor's legacy, Erygirl drives the team of 17 on a high speed chase during the late hours of Christmas Eve. Lunam had issued a threat that can only pose one thing, war.

"We should be nearing the source of the broadcast any second now!" 9Kirby99 shouts from the back, as he uses the dodgy laptop that was firmly fixated to the side of the truck. Contrary to most modern Fire trucks, this truck had no seats, all the firemen, or in this case team members would stand on spaces around the fire engine and hang to railings. Impromptu sat above Jason and Ery at the driver's cabin in the ch…

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Super-Flint Super-Flint 24 December 2014
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ATOL/NES Christmas Special: Part 1

ATOLXNES XMAS SPECIAL

Christmas Eve, the time of the year where anticipation is at its highest, and shops the busiest. But not as busy as the headquarters of the NES team. In their new home within the walls of the retaken Castle Lololo, this would the be the first Christmas the team spends together during the just-begun redieval times in the history of Castle Lololo.

In the quiet suburbs of the castle, Impromptu, wearing a green variant of her usual dress decorates the festive oak tree with a variety of decorations. Tinsel, ball balls, Prayer slips, Gingerbread bacon. She could barely contain her excitement or her fear as she topped the tree with a Power Star, standing precariously on a short stepladder with only one foot. The stepladder fel…

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FantasieImpromptu FantasieImpromptu 17 December 2014
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AtoL 4 Second Anniversary - Commemorative Piece



Our story began not with a cry of rage, nor with a gunshot...

But long ago, in a distant memory- When the skies were clear, and when those skies were suddenly snatched from us forever.. When the brightest stars began to fade from view.

To them, it has been mere moments since they have stormed the castle- but it's felt like forever. 

To us, it has been forever since we have entered, but our hearts still anticipate the moment of exhillaration we had in the moment the doors of Attack on Lololo IV opened to us. 

Today, we celebrate heated battles, long waits with rewards that have always been worth it, and a story that has wrapped us all in its many twists and turns. 

Today, we celebrate a game that has united brothers and sisters, friends with bon…



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JasonGuy299 JasonGuy299 16 December 2014
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Introducing: Attack on Lololo 4 PLATINUM

When the world is crumbling down, the greats you remember past all glory

JasonGuy299 Presents

When the path to liberty is cut by a wall of stone, a mountain between hell and heaven

The Fourth Reinforcement of Project Siege

When the saviors are nowhere to be seen, when all hope is unfounded

9kirby99 attacked with Calculated Combination, using his sword to strike multiple times in just the right areas on Bandanna Waddle Dee! A 7-out-of-7 hit combo!

Do you drop your rake, your scythe and your fork? Do you allow the sun to never rise again?

The Kirbinator used Bursting Soul, firing an enormous blast of mana at Kirbew! The blast explodes into a brilliant light, inflicting huge damage!

Do you let the darkness fall over you? Do you descend into an infinite…

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JasonGuy299 JasonGuy299 15 December 2014
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Attack On Lololo Forward: Crusader's Dust - Episode 5

New BitForia Correction Facility, Main Gate, Aden District, New BitForia City; December 14th, Distant Cycle; 1708 hours

It was down to Rita and Cole against the two powerful Altered Ones. But that was the lesser of the couple's problems at the moment.

"Why did you come back?" Rita was glaring at the Bearer, momentarily forgetting her own fatigue.

"Didn't I make a promise to you a while back that I'd protect you until this was over?" Cole didn't even look back, simply holding his broadsword so it was horizontal and parallel to his eyes.

Lazarus lurched forward a step, tilting his head downward while still keeping his eyes locked on the couple. "Jehovah expected the Bearer to follow the girl, but I did not expect him to be so foolish as to direc…

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JasonGuy299 JasonGuy299 7 December 2014
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Attack on Lololo Forward: Crusader's Dust - Episode 4

Highway 32, Ontario District, New BitForia City; December 14th, Distant Cycle; 1532 hours

Rita slammed her foot right into the head of the standard-bearing Altered One, knocking him out in a single shot. With a sudden pivot, Rita then slashed the standard with her golden sword, toppling it over. The barrier field surrounding the last three Altered Ones suddenly crackled away.

Knowing that their assigned target had already taken out five of their own kind within the last four minutes without taking a scratch made them consider simply running for it. But then what to say when they gave their report?

Rita settled their dilemma for them by charging right at them, yelling out, "Ready or not, here I come!" She launched right at the Altered One in t…

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JasonGuy299 JasonGuy299 1 December 2014
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Attack On Lololo Forward: Crusader's Dust - Episode 3

Conic-Found Bridge, Conic District, New BitForia City; December 14th, Distant Cycle; 0146 hours

The three stood in front of the bridge in a standoff. Neither the river's water nor the leaves stirred. Rita and Cole had their weapons prepped and ready to swing, though the unknown man with the twin sabers did not seem disturbed.

"I'll only repeat myself once," the man said again. "Hand over the Bearer of Marine Eyes."

"Why the hell should I?!" In anger, Cole swung his axe right at the man's neck, but the man simply titled his head to duck below the attack. He did not retaliate, but something about him stopped Cole from simply continuing with a second swing.

"Hm. Yes, I suppose you do need a reason. Pardon me." He lowered his sabers. "You may call…

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JasonGuy299 JasonGuy299 23 November 2014
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Attack On Lololo Forward: Crusader's Dust - Episode 2

Abandoned Library, Ontario District, New BitForia City; December 13th, Distant Cycle; 1445 hours

On a square, black-and-white TV perched on top of a moldy, empty bookcase, the entire fiasco that set the world news feed on fire played out again and again. In front of the screen were 8 metal folding chairs, but only six of them were filled.

"Yep," said one man at the front as he reached up to turn off the VCR player. He then dusted his hands off his khakis before looking around at the other five. "That was definitely Liz and Xander. We all know their artifacts are one-of-a-kind, and you can see the trace evidence that confirms that they were in the truck with those artifacts."

Another man, dressed in an aviator's jacket topped with a fedora, ti…

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JasonGuy299 JasonGuy299 16 November 2014
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Attack on Lololo Forward: Crusader's Dust - Episode 1

12th Street, Aden District, New BitForia City; December 13th, Distant Cycle; 0412 hours

Nothing ever happens in the Aden District. It's a place all full of old specialty family-owned stores, most of them out of business for the last eight years. The place used to be a lot busier when the city was new, but now that all the business moved out into the Conic District, Aden has been practically empty. It wasn't even a hotspot for criminal activities; even crooks got the creeps when they come around these parts.

That was not to say, though, that the place was completely devoid of life. Proof being the figure in the navy blue hoodie, leaning against a flickering street lamp, and the beast of a motorcycle that blasted right past him.

The motorcyclis…

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RenaSage RenaSage 12 October 2014
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What is this Feeling / Jason & Azure

The song is What is this Feeling. Yes, that one. The one from Wicked.

Enjoy.

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Jason Azure Both Narration

The scene opens on Jason and Azure, meeting inside the Castle for the first time after Azure's siege.

Dearest craziest Misfit and Popseye,

My dear guardsmen,

There's been some confusion

with enlisting here on Guard

But of course I'll write to Impy,

But of course I'll bring on chaos

For I know that's how you'd want me to respond,

Yes.

But there's been some confusion for you see my partner is....

Unusually and exceedingly booooring and altogether quite impossible to scare off...

AZURE.

Jason glares and reaches for Equinox while Azure brings his barrier up.

What is this feeling? And why are you blue?

I always have been, so the rumors were true?

My finger's …

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RenaSage RenaSage 29 September 2014
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The Third War's Children / Jason&Impy

The song base here is The Sons of Fate. As promised.

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The scene is greusome. Resistance members lay hurt, bleeding, maimed. Dying.

In the center of the beaten swarm, Jason and Impromptu face each other. Weapons are drawn, but not hefted. Neither is quite willing to aim for the other...not yet.

[Legend: Impy Jason]

I will not fight you You have no choice

I would stand beside you I stand alone

You're still our hero Then you are fools

This cannot be our only path! You will see

The argument rages in Impromptu's eyes, almost tearing at her throat as she protests...Yet Jason remains deadened. Quiet. Cynical. It turns to the innocents of Bitforia...

They don't deserve this! When we are done

Now more than ever, You will fall.

We are their hope! They would not s…

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RenaSage RenaSage 26 September 2014
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The Stand, Fight or Die / Jason&Impy

The song is The Stand (Man or Machine) by The Protomen. There will also be a direct sequel in Sons of Fate, hopefully before too long. Combo songs are fun.


Jason stands before a united Resistance. Now over one hundred strong, they have pressed deep in to the heart of Castle Lololo. Having trashed more than ten times their number on their way here, the encounter with only a single man is enough to still their hearts, to make them hear his words...

Tell me now - Is this war all you seek?

Is there not one who will stand down, just not fight?

Tell me, then! Is there not one in all your ranks?

Is there not one who has the courage, to choose life?

Jason looks from one member to the next.

They looked to me once. Now they turn to you.

Do you understand no…

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Sugarthefox13 Sugarthefox13 13 September 2014
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The Cookie Crumblers: Stirring the Batter

The six Cookie Crumblers were sitting around in the clearing that made up their base. The surrounding area was completely silent. However, the Cookie Crumblers were distracted by talking among themselves and missed hearing a second hiccup of air half a mile away from the clearing. Another, slightly less charred, goose feather came through a portal and floated down to land on top of the first feather. Then everything was silent once more.

 


The rest of the afternoon progressed without further event for the Cookie Crumblers. The sun was about to set.


Jan stood up. “I’ll go get us some sleeping bags”.

 


Eliot was rubbing the small cracks on his sunglasses. He stopped and looked at Jan. “I’ll gladly go with you. I’d love to see the inside of the ma…




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RenaSage RenaSage 31 August 2014
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The Turncoat Principle / Jason vs Resistance

The song is The Haystack Principle, by The Megas. Enjoy, all.



The scene lights on Jason leaning against a battlement of Castle Lololo. With a telescope pressed to his eye, he observes the marching Resistance.

This is not my home,

It's where I'm forced to stay.

It's not my design,

I'm not your enemy...

That is not who I am.



You'll never see me,

Behind this killer's face

These aren't my plans,

These battles take their place.

Was this all part of his plan...

A flashback to his standoff against Azure plays. How slowly he had to rise to meet him...And how he failed to defend the Castle, and all the lives in Bitforia.

Would you believe? This isn't me!

That what you get, isn't what you see!

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RenaSage RenaSage 12 August 2014
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Built to Tank / Aeront

The camera opens on Aeront. He stands farther afield than the rest of the Resistance, and his armor gleams in the cold morning sunlight.

(I am polished steel) I am a shield tankin'

(Straight through your lines) I'll make you feel alive and

(Tear you apart) If you still survive (Run off while you can)

In a swift motion, he tears through the opposing forces, battering them off his shield as he charges.

(I am all revved up) I had a fine horse

(Coming for you) You hear my armor clankin'

(And in a flash of red) I crash with my shield out (Clear me a path)

Unbeatable tank, and baby I was built to last!

A few allies fall for the turn, and Aeront hears their bodies slam down. He turns his attention to the guard members responsible...

(If you could see my ey…

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Aquinas123 Aquinas123 9 August 2014
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AtoL Does Disney: Hellfire/Seven's Dissonance

The camera opens on Galax, seated in front of a campfire alone, eyes closed. RainbowPopTart watches him from across the flames. Finally, cautiously, he comes and sits beside him.

RAINBOWPOPTART: Hiya.

GALAX: (Eyes still closed) Hello.

RAINBOWPOPTART: You look pretty quiet over here.

GALAX: Just thinking.

RAINBOWPOPTART: Right on, right on. Is there... anything in particular you're thinking about?

Galax smiles, but says nothing. Rainbow

RAINBOWPOPTART: You know, you could always sing about it. Lots of people are doing it now. It's, you know, a good way to work out your issues and... stuff like that, you know?

Galax gets up.

GALAX: I appreciate this, Rainbow. But if I sing, this will quickly become a tragedy.

Galax leaves the campfire and wanders into…

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Aquinas123 Aquinas123 6 August 2014
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AtoL Does Disney: It's Tough to be the Guard

We didn't sign up for this!

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A pack of Lololo Guard members are walking through a market area of the city, citizens eyeing them coldly. A figure in a blue-tinged cloak walks close to Bandanna Waddle Dee, face concealed by shadow, but notably grinning. The Waddle Dee appears very nervous next to the figure, and tries to ignore it

The hooded figure leans in to the Bandanna Waddle Dee, grinning. His eyes are faintly visible behind the shadow of his hood, amused. He pokes its chin and flicks his finger upward to bring its face up.

AZURE: Big smile. Like you mean it.

WADDLE DEE: ;-;

Bandanna Waddle Dee makes eye contact with Tyler, who is behind him looking at a vendor selling shades- Ire Hydrant is next to Tyler, watching expectantly. They wave t…

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Aquinas123 Aquinas123 5 August 2014
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AtoL Does Disney: Part of Your World

(The setting is Umbraland. The god of chaos herself is sitting in front of a bird fountain, amongst piles of odds and ends. Dark Meta approaches.)

DARK META: (Sighing) X, what are you doing?

UMBRA: (Idly) Watching the humans.

DARK META: We’ve discussed this. You know that they’re dangerous.

UMBRA: And you know I can’t believe that! How could a race that makes such wonderful things… be bad?

(Umbra moves away from the birdbath and picks up a rusty sword, spinning it around in the light and examining it from different angles.)

UMBRA: Look at this stuff. Isn't it neat?

(Dark Meta watches Umbra in annoyance.)

DARK META: X.

(Umbra gazes at her reflection in an empty bottle.)

UMBRA: Wouldn't you think my collection's complete?

DARK META: X.

(Umbra reveals a c…

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RenaSage RenaSage 4 July 2014
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Harder than Steel / Aeront

The scene opens on Aeront, reclining in an apartment complex. Shields are mounted everywhere, and three coat stands store his armor. The camera cannot get a fix on what he looks like, however.

The phone rings, and a babble of voices pour out. The details cannot be heard, but the gist comes through. Aeront gets up with a slightly metallic creaking.

An old shield rack

Hanging on the wall

It's been too long,

My allies have just called

It isn't long before he's suited up and heading for the Fourth Lololo War.

Now we stand to lose

Everything we see

Unless I stand up

For what I believe

But what he finds there...

I've got armored hands

An iron jaw

But now they say,

The Aeront's gotten lost

...Is not what he expected.

I've got the steel,

I've got the might

Back from…

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RenaSage RenaSage 29 June 2014
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History Repeating / Aquinas Defection

The camera opens on Aquinas, RainbowPopTart, Aeront, and Nicholas1024.

Aquinas turns to face his companions...

I think I've, seen this fight before...

The four of us are different,

But I hear the drums of war.

And so it seems,

our mission may have changed

This will end in bloodshed

If you should fight to change.

Aquinas' gaze is hard, but his heart is torn.

History repeating...

Who do they call when Tyrants need defeating?

History repeating...

Who do they call when the timestream is bleeding?

Aquinas is confronted by Nicholas, who feels strongly that despite the Second Law of Time Travel, they MUST at least try to defeat Azure. Before all of this starts. Ending the tyranny before it has chance to take root.

Now I can say, when you want to be the one...

Wh…

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RenaSage RenaSage 7 June 2014
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The Fourth War of Lololo

I made a mistake in rewriting another's work. This post has been taken down.

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RenaSage RenaSage 23 May 2014
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Fight while Tranquil / SBSam

The song is Pull me Under, by Dream Theater.


The camera opens on Sam. His tuxedo is a little dusty, but it's mostly clean - surprising in the heat of a war.

He takes a breath, closes his eyes...

Calm of the storm,

Clouds roll by

and I roll with them.

Feeling warm,

Temper flares,

then it falls again.

Sam opens his eyes and begins attacking with cold precision. 

This world is, spinning around me,

This world is, spinning without me,

Every day, from future to past,

Every breath leaves them one less

To their last.


Watch their arrows falling,

Takes the meaning from it all,

If not today nor yet tomorrow,

then some other day.

Seven foes are dead at Sam's feet. In the background, Vinyl Scratch is knocked out for the round.

I'll take seven lives for one,

and only then, …


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RenaSage RenaSage 19 May 2014
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Melody of Days Past / The Departed

The song is Melody from the Past, by The Megas.


The camera opens on the current force of the Resistance, waiting out the time between waves. St0ppy is taking various alchemy requests. Zelos is chugging drinks from the Treasury. Zeldamaster is polishing his lances, and Meta and Luigi are having a mock duel with sticks they found.


With nobody around to cast Healing spells on, Impromptu, Aeront, and SBSam are chatting, slightly away from the rest of the group. The topic of Resistance members left behind comes up...

Aeront surprises the group with a fair set of pipes!

Back then, the fighting, it shook the halls, it was going down,

The empty calls, filled the air and everything was slow around us.

Recall their names, we tried to keep them, but they d…


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RenaSage RenaSage 17 May 2014
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The Miracle of the Healer

The song is The Miracle and the Sleeper, by Dream Theater.


The camera opens on a fierce-looking section of the Lololo Guard, then cuts to the Resistance. Meta charges forwards, a sword in each hand, whirling and slashing, but many foes he takes down manage to damage him in return. Sam Blunders an action and gets punched in the stomach, while Luigi accidentally drops a Metal Plate on his leg.


Impromptu sighs, and tries to figure out who to help first...

The cries of pain,

Came early today,

They carried along the wind

To tell me of fear

And the status of 'Maimed'

They'll never go slow...

The camera focuses on Impromptu as she looks up, slightly annoyed.

And this is only the first turn!

Something snaps behind Impy's eyes. There's no more healing!

The lot …


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RenaSage RenaSage 13 May 2014
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Azure's Hounds / Grandmaster Azure

The song is The Hounds, by The Protomen.

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A broadcast forces it's way on to the air, showing Azure as he watches the madness of the Fourth Lololo War.

He turns to face the camera, opens his mouth...and begins to sing, an evil glint in his eyes.

Tonight the streets are red,

with blood from all those dying

No sign of "The Resistance",

But the sounds of armor clanking

Tell us they'll be found.

A holoprojector flares to life behind Azure. Aeront - in his loud clanky armor - is displayed from it.

Azure glances back at his screen. The Resistance has engaged the Lololo Guard again.

I can almost hear the hounds...

He turns back to the screen.

Why do they think to fight against the rushing tide?

They don't even try to hide.

Now they fight just to stay alive

But…

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RenaSage RenaSage 11 May 2014
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Defensive Stone / Aeront

The song is Panic Attack, by Dream Theater.


The camera snaps open on Aeront. He's breathing heavily under his armor, shield arm extended to cover Waddle Doo.


The team is,

At the edge,

All beat up.



The camera jumps about. Meta is dying on the ground. Sam is stuck helplessly at Zarnoff's feet, too maimed to move. Impromptu is desperately trying to use enough Healing Spells to save everyone...



They did not

Even try

defending



Flaring rage,

Keep it down,

Help them all.



Heighted my,

senses are,

Saving me.



I am wearing down,

Too exhausted now.



Aeront tries to move forward, to guard another friend, but he's done too much. He can no longer move.



Caught off guard,

Unable to,

Stop his fall.



A worried expression steals across his face, though you cannot see it past his he…

















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Aquinas123 Aquinas123 10 May 2014
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AtoL Does Disney: A Girl Worth Fighting For

The Camera opens on a hot and tired Resistance, marching through a long series of courtyards.

THE RESISTANCE: For a long time we've been marching off to battle.

Zelos is fanning himself with a fan made from a piece of KirbyandHobbes’s cloak.

ZELOS WILDER: In our thundering herd, we feel a lot like cattle… mmm.

Meta-Mind and Luigiguy are walking side by side, looking irritable and exhausted. One accidentally nudges the other, and tempers are about to flare.

THE RESISTANCE: Like the pounding beat, our aching feet aren't easy to ignore.

Aquinas rushes in between them, placing his arms around their shoulders.

AQUINAS: Hey! Think of, instead, a girl worth fighting for!

Luigi smiles happily while Meta looks embarrassed.

META-MIND: Huh?

Aquinas withdraws a…

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RenaSage RenaSage 9 May 2014
1

Deadly Guard / Flint

The camera flares to life. A few seconds later, the machinery adjusts to the brightness on  Flint, standing at the base of a hill, looking up at the enemy forces arrayed before him. None of them look particularly challenging, yet they all seem intent on barring Flint's path.

He takes a step forward.

Come, you don't have to die...

Come, stop and step aside...

This emptiness I feel...

I fight to defend her,

Ery's face flashes before Flint's eyes

I fight to help them,

Various members of the Resistance join Ery in Flint's mind.

For this, I gladly bleed

The camera jumps to Flint, surrounded by a small army of mooks. Small cuts cover exposed skin, and his clothing is fraying at the edges from the constant combat. Still, he will not yield.

But by a curse I'…

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RenaSage RenaSage 9 May 2014
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Seven vs The World / Galax

Nope nope nope

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RenaSage RenaSage 7 May 2014
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Don't Mess with Spacetime / Aquinas

The camera opens on Eliot and Eliza, standing before Ye Olde Standarde Timey Wimey Portale. The two nod to each other, then run in, grasping each others' forearms to make sure they arrive together...after grabbing the camera.

The screen blanks for about thirty seconds, before opening again on Eliot and Eliza in the past; WWII Germany is the setting.

I tell you,

I think we're in the past,

You answer,

"Well let's go have a blast."

The camera cuts to Eliot and Eliza arguing about something.

If time travel does what you say,

How come now we have to stay?

Cut to Eliot arguing resolutely.

I scientifcally,

Brought you back with me,

Now that you know this place,

Don't you dare set it ablaze!

If you burn down that town,

Hitler will win this round,

You want a fight…

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RenaSage RenaSage 5 May 2014
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The Plight of One / Unnamed User - Prologue

The camera groans to life. Looking right at it is a user of the Brawl in the Family forums, wearing ratty rags for clothing. On the ground behind him are some empty, rusted cans. One can only assume this alley is where he lives.

The camera is slowly turned to a view of Castle Lololo, which looks pristine by comparison. The man's voice, weary and strained, comes through.

I have seen that castle, a thousand times...

From scrap piled up ankle high,

I've watched this city burn.

If everything that they say is true,

There is no hope someday they will learn.

But if I stay here like you,

Then we will never know the truth...

The camera pans slowly over the dejected, dirty masses.

Do not say, this is how it has to be.

A few users look over, shocked that this m…

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RenaSage RenaSage 5 May 2014
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Battleground Funster / Zelos Wilder

The song is Tenement Funster by Queen. Enjoy.


The camera opens on Zelos Wilder, wearing a fabulously stripperific Magical Girl getup, complete with wand and frilly lace.

My new shiny clothes, been amazin' the allies next door

And with my rockin' bow, I've been enragin' the foes on the lower floors.

The camera cuts forward to Zelos and some of the female Resistance members marching, arms on each others shoulders, towards the enemy lines.

I got a way with the girls on my team,

Try my best bein' real individual

So when we go to the Castle and sing,

They all run like it's some kinda ritual.

Camera cuts to various members of the Lololo Guard covering their ears and running in terror.

Ohh gimme some alchemy, and you can say that my aim's a disgrace!

Or, ju…

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Aquinas123 Aquinas123 5 May 2014
3

AtoL Does Disney: I Can Go The Distance

Aquinas and SBSam trail casually behind Meta-Mind, who is currently engaged in a duel with a Phantom.

AQUINAS: Come on, Meta (disappears as the Phantom is knocked back and through him, reappears immediately afterward), I thought you were supposed to be the official unofficial main character and all that jazz! But you haven’t even done a song yet!

Meta struggles to respond while also fighting the Phantom.

META: (Strained) And I don’t, ugh, intend to. Look, if you guys want me to (ducks a sword slice) cameo in the odd number, I’ll do it. But I don’t (backflips away from a thrust) - have time to waste with a huge (duck) long (parry) solo! I have stuff to slice!

SBSam leans against the wall with an amused expression.

SBSAM: Are you sure, Meta?

Meta …

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RenaSage RenaSage 4 May 2014
1

Bladed Dance / Meta-Mind

The song is Metal Dance, by the Megas.


The camera opens on Meta. In one hand is his Ronin's Blade, while the other rests on the hilt of a Beam Katana.

Welcome to the battle, my name is Meta-Mind

I swing metal blades and my katanas shine!

I dodge about, with style and finesse,

Better watch out for these blades,

Or you'll end up headless!

Meta - and the rest of the resistance - encounters General Jason.

We want to fight and try to be the one to bring you down,

And I know, that there's a chance!

And you know, as soon as I step foot inside that door,

You'll fall victim to my, bladed dance!

Jason rolls his eyes and walks away, leaving the fight to some of his lieutenants.

Armed with metal blades, and lances that are crap

They bend to my iron will, giving my …

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RenaSage RenaSage 4 May 2014
1

Lost, but not Beaten / Umbra

The song is Lost not Forgotten, again by Dream Theater.


The camera flickers with static. A nightmarish scene paints the background. Red eyes glow on a chaotically swirling, vaguely lifelike mound of shadow and death.

Surely I'm Immortal,

So much more than Man,

A chaos craving demon

Beyond the shadows of the land.

The mound turns, taking on a more defined form briefly, before shifting rapidly between them.

Men have come to fear me,

Many bow and die,

Known across the kingdom

I am the one who cannot die.

The shapeshifting chaos pile settles on a form briefly; One we know well as a friend and ally.

I have faced the weapons of your most elite soldiers,

I have been the one to defeat your pride,

I have torn the banners of your abandoned brothers,

I will be the …

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RenaSage RenaSage 4 May 2014
0

Far from Saving / JasonGuy299

This is based on the Dream Theater song "Far from Heaven." Look it up if you want to listen while you read.


The camera opens on General JasonGuy299 sitting on the Lololo Throne, a look of anguish upon his face. A glittering in the corners of his eyes suggest tears, but none fall.


No one truly has, the answers...

Every day I struggle through it, once more.

Keep things bottled up. Always telling them lies.

Misinterpreted, so I can save their lives.


Jason gets up, strapping Equinox's holster to his waist. He stares in to a nearby mirror, and rearranges his features to an impassive, stony mask.


Every day I, put a brave face on

Serves me well

Feeling broken, facing it alone.

Hard to tell, that I'm

Not who they say I am...


A single tear finally flows. It tr…





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Aquinas123 Aquinas123 2 May 2014
2

AtoL Does Disney: I Won't Say I'm In Love

Kaitlyn reclines on a bench in the courtyard of the Castle, a half-burnt green hat in her hand. There is ash and charcoal on her clothing.

KAITLYN: If there's a prize for rotten judgement, I guess I've already won that.

She presses a hand to her head dramatically.

KAITLYN: No man is worth the aggravation!

Taking one last look at the cap, she sneers and tosses it away.

KAITLYN: That's ancient history, been there, done that!

Staravia, Waddle Doo, RED Sniper, Zero Lancer, Vinyl Scratch, Murkrow, and Rotom pop their heads out from behind a piece of shrubbery and begin bobbing in synchronized rhythm.

ALLIES: Who'd'ya think you're kiddin', he's the Earth and heaven to you! Try to keep it hidden-

Zero Lancer brandishes a stat sheet, proudly pointing out …

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Aquinas123 Aquinas123 1 May 2014
2

AtoL Does Disney: Savages

General Jason stands before the assembled forces of the Lololo Guard, just after sunset. His stony face is lit by the flames of nearby torches, and he stands still as guards dress him in heavy scarlet armor.

JASON: What can you expect, from filthy little heathens?

Jonas El Estafador, at his side, holds up a book labeled “INSURGENTS”, and begins to flip through it.

JASON: Their whole disgusting race is like a curse.

Jonas flips open to a dark caricature of Impromptu, with burning red eyes and a fearsome expression.

JASON: Their skin's a hellish red, they're only good when dead,

Jason, now fully armored, clenches his fist and withdraws Equinox, pointing it in the air.

JASON: They're vermin, as I said, and worse,

Jonas and Quillian begin to toss weap…

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Aquinas123 Aquinas123 29 April 2014
4

AtoL Does Disney: Prologue and For the First Time in Forever

As we open, we stare at a pile of incapacitated Lololo Pokemon, with the last foe, a Hypno, fainting on top of the heap. Half the Resistance is wiping dust from their clothing and otherwise straightening up, while the other half are poking around in a pile of treasure and weaponry.

SUPER-FLINT: Good work, team.

LUIGIGUY78: (nudging Meta with a smile) I had everything under control back there, there was no need to barge in like that.

META-MIND: Well, I can’t let you hog all the kills, now can I?

ERYGIRL: Hey, guys, I think I found something!

Erygirl holds up a strange device. It is shaped like three round black spheres, all linked together.

SBSAM: What is it?

ERYGIRL: I don’t know. But it’s making this weird… humming noise.

SUGAR JANELLE EPPS: Maybe…

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Dubodekah Dubodekah 19 April 2014
0

Hai dere!

I'm the newest member of yo team, and I'm yo necromancer. My awesomes scored me a critical, and I plan on going up from there.

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Aquinas123 Aquinas123 16 March 2014
3

HONEST TRAILERS: ATTACK ON LOLOLO

FROM THE CREATOR OF BITF JEOPARDY AND DISTANT COMMUNICATIONS: A CYOA, COMES THE NEXT INSTALLMENT IN THE ACCLAIMED ATTACK ON LOLOLO SERIES!


GET READY FOR A GAME SO IMMERSIVE, YOU CAN ACTUALLY CRAFT AN ENTIRE STORY ARC BASED AROUND YOUR PLAYABLE CHARACTER – AS LONG AS YOU’RE WILLING TO WAIT A YEAR AND A HALF. HOPE YOUR TASTES DON’T CHANGE OVER TIME!


ATTACK ON LOLOLO 4: CRUSADERS OF AERONT WHERE IN BLUE BLAZES DID YOU GET THAT THING!


IN A WORLD FILLED WITH STARVATION AND POVERTY, ONE SCRAPPY TEAM OF MAGICAL TERRORISTS WILL WAGE A BLOODY WAR TO OVERTHROW A DICTATOR, BECAUSE OF THE YEARS OF MISTREATMENT AND ABUSE THAT THEY – WAIT, YOU MEAN THIS GUY ISN’T EVEN FROM AROUND HERE? OR THIS GIRL? OR HIM? OR HIM? WOW, APPARENTLY THEY JUST GET A KICK OUT …



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Aquinas123 Aquinas123 3 March 2014
3

Just Shut Up (A Tribute to Impromptu)

The line falls back and the injuries stack

Not a Heal Salve to be seen

A kingdom of cuts and bruises

And I’m the healer on this team


And now they’re howling

Like this grumbling cloud inside

Gotta keep it in

Jason knows I've tried


Just heal their wounds, don't let them see

Be the teammate you always have to be

Conceal, don't feel, don't lose control

Just let it roll…!


MEDIC!! I LOST 8 HP!! HEAL ME NAOW!!!!


…!!!!?


JUST SHUT UP! JUST SHUT UP!

Can't heal you all anymore!

Just shut up! And man up!

That’s what your shield and armor’s for!


I don't care what you’re going to say!

Let the fight rage on

You’ll be back four turns later anyway


It's funny how some venting makes everyone seem shocked

And the words that brewed within me have finally been unlocked

It’s time to s…








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RainbowPopTart RainbowPopTart 7 January 2014
1

Cookie Crumblers: Now with Sprinkles

The air is fresh with the smell of wild flowers. A rainbow arches through the saturated blue sky. The arch of the rainbow ends in a clearing of a forest. Birds chirp merrily in the tree tops and squirrels scurry along the edge of the clearing. Suddenly the air cracks and a muffin box materializes from nowhere, kicking up dust as it enters the strange dimension. The dust glows golden in the light of the rainbow and settles on the grass around the device, covering it in a layer of golden brown. The door of the box opens, and St0p rushed out clutching his stomach.

            “What’s wrong, are you okay?” Jan’s voice rang out as she exited the muffin box.

            St0p offered a weak smile, but quickly hunched over. “Dimension jumping doesn’…

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Aquinas123 Aquinas123 25 December 2013
1

Viva Lololo

This was a really enjoyable project, because, in a way, I was able to examine the darker side of Attack on Lololo. Plus Viva la Vida is pretty much the best "pop" song ever, so it was a joy to write.

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RenaSage RenaSage 24 December 2013
2

I LIKE SWORDS

Okay. The best part about this is the base song hardly needed any editing to fit. Like at all. I suppose I specialize in the "easy crap" department or something and I don't feel particularly accomplished BUT IT HAD TO BE DONE YOU KNOW THIS RIGHT?


I LIKE SWORDS

I LIKE SWORDS

OH OH OH


(Cue Original Meta riding a sword)


Hey! Have you heard about the

I LIKE SWORDS

kid?

He's pretty cool but I think there's

SOMETHING WRONG WITH HIM

I don't know if he's cursed, or if he's just super bored

But the only thing he ever says is

"I like swords".


(Throughout first verse, he looks in a mirror and sees a sword, zoom in on brain and it's katana shaped.*


I LIKE SWORDS

I LIKE SWORDS

OH OH OH


(cue Original Meta riding swords with sword birds in the background)


From birth the I…








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JasonGuy299 JasonGuy299 15 December 2013
7

I Love This Castle

(Grandmaster Azure gazes outward from a balcony, near the highest point of Castle Lololo. The sun has finished setting, and the stars are clearly visible from overhead. It appears that Azure himself is the giving off a blue glow, making him the brightest source of illumination there.)

Azure: I never get bored of this place.

(From the room that exits onto the balcony, General JasonGuy299 is sitting at a desk, using the dim light of a table lamp to read from a few papers. He doesn't look up from them.)

Jason: That's a surprise.

Azure: ...actually makes me wanna--

Jason: Let me guess. Start singing.

Azure: ...good guess.

(Azure jumps upward onto the balcony's railing before clearing his throat. Jason sighs loudly, knowing very well what's about to hap…

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Sugarthefox13 Sugarthefox13 8 December 2013
4

The Cookie Crumblers - Prologue

The skies were black from debris and soot. A lone figure with cracked sunglasses ran through a dusty wasteland. As he was running, he saw a gleam of light appear on the ground in front of him like someone was holding a reflective surface somewhere off in the distance. He very rapidly backpedaled and ran in the opposite direction. The words “You can’t run forever, Eliot” rang in his ears and pushed him onward. Even if he couldn’t run forever, he could try. Suddenly, he tripped over a rock. He could tell that someone was behind him and he braced himself to fight.

Meanwhile, a few miles away, there were two men spying on what appeared to be some sort of large compound. They were outside one of the larger buildings, looking in through a window.…

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Zeldamaster2 Zeldamaster2 2 December 2013
0

Player Stats and ads;lkfj

http://pastebin.com/BmaetFNs

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